Trivia competition - $75 for first place. . .
Ok, this will be an unbiased trivia contest. While some questions will obviously be about a particular person who will know the answer, others will attempt to confuse one's senses with regards to their perceptions of the true GP. In other words, most of the people that know me won't be able to answer the questions any better than those that don't. Anyways, I will try to create as many questions as I feel like right now - multiple choice, and the winner will get $75. I can send the $ to party, stars, neteller, or paypal. If you know me personally, I can hand you the money. Or, if I don't know you, I suppose I can send a check if you don't have any of the previous accnts. All responses can be sent to gandrewp@gmail.com, and please give your full name and address if you think I might not be familiar with your email address. You will receive no bubble blog spam, as this is obviously a hack blog anyways. . . . onto the Q's. . . Contest will end in one week, next monday at 6 p.m.
1. I had a tape in my car that I listened to regularly for three months, even though I never told anyone I was even a fan of this artist, which album was it?
a)Jewel - Pieces of you
b)Alanis Morisette - Jagged Little Pill
c)Shania Twain - Come on Over
2. I went to elementary school with Susan, and recently I got back in touch with her again. She said she is a big Red Sox fan. I asked her if her favorite baseball player was Johnny Damon like all the other girls. She said she never really took a liking to him. Who is her favorite player?
a)Manny Ramirez
b)Gabe Kapler
c)Jason Varitek
3. I got made fun of for like a half hour from my coworkers for saying I thought she was one of the top five hottest women. Is it??
a)Fiona Apple
b)Rose Mcgowan
c)Danica McKellar
4. The legendary Chuck Klosterman said this band produced the best minute and a half of 80's rock. . .
a)Guns and Roses
b)Faith No More
c)Metallica
5. I vacationed to Prague with my friend George while we were both doing our spring semester in Paris during our junior year in college. He wanted to go there to visit a girl he met in Paris named Pam. He was staying at her place one night when her Russian ex-boyfriend angrily came to visit her. Although she wanted to resist answering the door at first, he hears her voice and wouldn't give in, so she had to answer the door. How long did George end up spending uncomfortably wedged between her bed and wall?
a) 3 hours
b) 8 hours
c) 17 hours
6. The first time I played Texas holdem in a casino, I played 3$/6$, limped utg with which sooooted hand, eventually calling a raise, only to flop top and bottom pair and check-call a bet on every street on my way to victory, only to crack KK?
a)Jc4c
b)9s6s
c)Kd4d
7. At what age did I drink my first full beer?
a) 13
b) 15
c) 18
8. The worst thing a girl ever said to me, at the time, was. . . .
a) Yeah. . . . well FUCK YOU!
b) You're just like you're father. . .
c) God. You can be so emotionally devoid sometimes. . .
9. Which dvd do I not own?
a) Ali with Will Smith
b) Undercover Brother with Eddie Griffin
c) Little Nicky with Adam Sandler
10. How long has the celery in the picture below been in my refigerator?
a) 1 month
b) 2 months
c) 3 months
11. I work with a guy named Brian. His four favorite bands at the moment are probably Guns and Roses, CCR, Wilco, and Pavement. When we were watching the Red Sox game tonight after work, which song came on that made him break out and sing like he was singing it live for an audience?
a) Natasha Bedingfield "Unwritten"
b) Natalie Imbruglia "Torn"
c) Duran Duran "Come Undone"
12. Where did I run my first rack of nine ball?
a) World Class Billiards in West Peabody, MA
b) Boston Billiards
c) Paris. France
13. What tv show did I tell my sister I loved and she simply would not believe I was not messing with her? Like, I kept telling her I thought it was funny and she would have none of it. . ..
a) Just Shoot Me
b) King of Queens
c) Everybody loves Raymond
14. There was an annoying girl on the Bates Campus when I was there. My nickname for her was. . .
a) Big Red
b) Big Girl Bad Girl
c) The Billygirl
15. I played some 3-cushion billiards for like 8 months. My high run was. . .
a)6
b)7
c)8
16. When I was like 10, I got fed up with my parents strict rules. I packed up a few shirts and pants - and no extra underwear obviously - as well as 17 dollars in change. How far did i get away from my house before I returned home?
a)1/2 mile
b) 2 miles
c) 11 miles
17. My favorite low-brow beer is:
a)pbr
b)mgd
c)schlitz
18. My best friend Andy, when we were like 13, prerecorded a cinemax softcore porn before he went to bed one night. The next day, I asked to borrow it. He said "I'll let you borrow it, but it will cost you. . . " How much did I pay to view the movie?
a) $7
b) $10
c) $30
19. My favorite Neutral Milk Hotel song right now is. . .
a) the aucoustic solo version of "Engine" from Jittery Joe's
b) Holland, 1945
c) oh comely
20. My favorite comedian is. . .
a) Chris Rock
b) Steven Wright
c) Mitch Hedberg
OK I played in a tough online game tonight with Mike Schneider, winner of the party poker million. A few interesting hands ensued. I will try to talk about them in the next update. . . .
1. I had a tape in my car that I listened to regularly for three months, even though I never told anyone I was even a fan of this artist, which album was it?
a)Jewel - Pieces of you
b)Alanis Morisette - Jagged Little Pill
c)Shania Twain - Come on Over
2. I went to elementary school with Susan, and recently I got back in touch with her again. She said she is a big Red Sox fan. I asked her if her favorite baseball player was Johnny Damon like all the other girls. She said she never really took a liking to him. Who is her favorite player?
a)Manny Ramirez
b)Gabe Kapler
c)Jason Varitek
3. I got made fun of for like a half hour from my coworkers for saying I thought she was one of the top five hottest women. Is it??
a)Fiona Apple
b)Rose Mcgowan
c)Danica McKellar
4. The legendary Chuck Klosterman said this band produced the best minute and a half of 80's rock. . .
a)Guns and Roses
b)Faith No More
c)Metallica
5. I vacationed to Prague with my friend George while we were both doing our spring semester in Paris during our junior year in college. He wanted to go there to visit a girl he met in Paris named Pam. He was staying at her place one night when her Russian ex-boyfriend angrily came to visit her. Although she wanted to resist answering the door at first, he hears her voice and wouldn't give in, so she had to answer the door. How long did George end up spending uncomfortably wedged between her bed and wall?
a) 3 hours
b) 8 hours
c) 17 hours
6. The first time I played Texas holdem in a casino, I played 3$/6$, limped utg with which sooooted hand, eventually calling a raise, only to flop top and bottom pair and check-call a bet on every street on my way to victory, only to crack KK?
a)Jc4c
b)9s6s
c)Kd4d
7. At what age did I drink my first full beer?
a) 13
b) 15
c) 18
8. The worst thing a girl ever said to me, at the time, was. . . .
a) Yeah. . . . well FUCK YOU!
b) You're just like you're father. . .
c) God. You can be so emotionally devoid sometimes. . .
9. Which dvd do I not own?
a) Ali with Will Smith
b) Undercover Brother with Eddie Griffin
c) Little Nicky with Adam Sandler
10. How long has the celery in the picture below been in my refigerator?
a) 1 month
b) 2 months
c) 3 months
11. I work with a guy named Brian. His four favorite bands at the moment are probably Guns and Roses, CCR, Wilco, and Pavement. When we were watching the Red Sox game tonight after work, which song came on that made him break out and sing like he was singing it live for an audience?
a) Natasha Bedingfield "Unwritten"
b) Natalie Imbruglia "Torn"
c) Duran Duran "Come Undone"
12. Where did I run my first rack of nine ball?
a) World Class Billiards in West Peabody, MA
b) Boston Billiards
c) Paris. France
13. What tv show did I tell my sister I loved and she simply would not believe I was not messing with her? Like, I kept telling her I thought it was funny and she would have none of it. . ..
a) Just Shoot Me
b) King of Queens
c) Everybody loves Raymond
14. There was an annoying girl on the Bates Campus when I was there. My nickname for her was. . .
a) Big Red
b) Big Girl Bad Girl
c) The Billygirl
15. I played some 3-cushion billiards for like 8 months. My high run was. . .
a)6
b)7
c)8
16. When I was like 10, I got fed up with my parents strict rules. I packed up a few shirts and pants - and no extra underwear obviously - as well as 17 dollars in change. How far did i get away from my house before I returned home?
a)1/2 mile
b) 2 miles
c) 11 miles
17. My favorite low-brow beer is:
a)pbr
b)mgd
c)schlitz
18. My best friend Andy, when we were like 13, prerecorded a cinemax softcore porn before he went to bed one night. The next day, I asked to borrow it. He said "I'll let you borrow it, but it will cost you. . . " How much did I pay to view the movie?
a) $7
b) $10
c) $30
19. My favorite Neutral Milk Hotel song right now is. . .
a) the aucoustic solo version of "Engine" from Jittery Joe's
b) Holland, 1945
c) oh comely
20. My favorite comedian is. . .
a) Chris Rock
b) Steven Wright
c) Mitch Hedberg
OK I played in a tough online game tonight with Mike Schneider, winner of the party poker million. A few interesting hands ensued. I will try to talk about them in the next update. . . .
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