Be careful with Cialis in Border's. . .

So there's two dudes named Chris at my work. The one that works in construction administration is Swedish, and if you say his first initial and last name, it sounds like "cialis." I asked him if I could call him that, and he said "Only if you see me walking around with a 24-hour rocket. . . " He still plays in a competitive adult hockey league and is a tough guy, but since he is only about 5'-7", some people can be fooled. Anyways, some guy in Border's is on his cell phone. Chris is reading a magazine. Instead of saying, "Excuse me, could I squeeze through?" the guy tried to wedge himself through, talking on his cell the whole time. Cialis glares at him. After about five seconds, the guy says, "You got a problem?" Cialis responds, "Why yes I do?". . . "Well what is it?". . . "This is a public place, buddy. If you're gonna squeeze through, you might want to get off the fuckin' phone and say 'excuse me.'" So the only guys starts in with "Well you. . . " Chris sensed his whiny tone and cut him off right there with a big "FUCK YOU!" right in his face - a true 'in your face disgrace.' Everyone's jaw dropped in the new hardcover book section, including the guy's, who decided to just slowly turn and walk away. Later he said, "Yah I knew he didn't really want a piece or he would have got off the phone before he started to talk back, so I just let him have it" -- expert.